All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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