i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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