i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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