Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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