You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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