Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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