wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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