question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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