TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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