I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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