And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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