just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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