its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He shit in the fireplace
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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