ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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