At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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