sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
and she was petting her beer can
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I love having hate sex.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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