SEEEEXXX PLEASE
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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