I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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