Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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