I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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