now i know why i became what i already was.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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