Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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