Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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