halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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