Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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