NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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