so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
