actually, I'm a sock model
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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