Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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