Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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