I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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