That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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