Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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