Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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