No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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