He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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