all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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