I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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