we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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