stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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