his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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