Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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