My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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