Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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