it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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