I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You're so nebulous sometimes
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
zippers are such a cool invention
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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