That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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