My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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