stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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