So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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