i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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