Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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