Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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