He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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