so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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