Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
false alarm. still invincible.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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