I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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