dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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